1 star · 2014 · contemporary · ya

The Promise of Amazing by Robin Constantine

17844678 Title: The Promise of Amazing
Author: Robin Constantine
Pub. Date: December 31, 2013
Source: e-ARC via netgalley (Thank you, Balzer + Bray!
Summary: Wren Caswell is average. Ranked in the middle of her class at Sacred Heart, she’s not popular, but not a social misfit. Wren is the quiet, “good” girl who’s always done what she’s supposed to—only now in her junior year, this passive strategy is backfiring. She wants to change, but doesn’t know how.

Grayson Barrett was the king of St. Gabe’s. Star of the lacrosse team, top of his class, on a fast track to a brilliant future—until he was expelled for being a “term paper pimp.” Now Gray is in a downward spiral and needs to change, but doesn’t know how.

One fateful night their paths cross when Wren, working at her family’s Arthurian-themed catering hall, performs the Heimlich on Gray as he chokes on a cocktail weenie, saving his life literally and figuratively. What follows is the complicated, awkward, hilarious, and tender tale of two teens shedding their pasts, figuring out who they are—and falling in love.
Genre: YA, Contemporary
Rating:

With a title like The Promise of Amazing, the jokes come all too easy – particularly when the book isn’t quite what was, well, promised. To cut right to the point, the book fails to deliver on its intriguing premise. If you’re a long-time reader of the blog you might recognize the phrase Matthew Pearl Effect, a term I’ve applied to novels that sound fantastic, but just don’t live up to expectations (after numerous attempts at Matthew Pearl’s novels I’ve finally come to terms that it’s definitely an It’s-Not-Me-It’s-You situation – Pearl’s story ideas are incredible, but his execution is severely lacking). It certainly didn’t help that early reviews were less than stellar.

Sadly, the ridiculously adorable cover wasn’t enough to save The Promise of Amazing and it was only its fast pace and short chapters that kept me from filing it away in the DNF folder.

Wren is the typical Good Girl: she maintains good grades, helps out at the family’s King Arthur-themed dining hall, and wouldn’t ever think of going against her parents’ wishes. Definitely the kind of girl you’d take home to meet your parents. Grayson, however, is the boy your mother warned you about. A self-professed playboy, he was kicked out of his academy after a term paper scheme was discovered. Then there’s the little crime ring he and his buddies hatched: using false names they ‘hunted’ for rich girls and seduced them in an attempt to gain access to the mansions filled with jewelry and fancy electronics. Through connections they would sell the stolen goods and begin saving the money for a trip to Amsterdam.

Once Grayson was kicked out of St. Gabe’s phone calls from his friends came less and less frequently until it was just Grayson, his father, and his stepmother. Visits to his mother are few are far between; although Grayson adores his two young stepsiblings, it’s his stepfather he’s not exactly keen on. His prowess on the lacrosse field once made him the apple of Laird’s eye. His recent expulsion suddenly turned him into an embarrassment, someone never to be discussed with colleagues and golf buddies.

Wren and Grayson had two completely different lives and although Wren’s brother attended St. Gabe’s, her path would have never crossed Grayson’s were it not for a cocktail weenie. When Grayson began choking at the Camelot, Wren did the first thing she could think of: she performed the Heimlich Maneuver. It was this scene, twenty pages into The Promise of Amazing, that kicked off a series of eyerolls:

Then I thought of Wren; her body pressed against my back, soft but strong, and fighting for me.

Connecting with her had felt different.

…burning up at the thought of how intimately I’d already touched him.

Since the night I saved him, I’d felt a magnetic pull toward Grayson so strong it scared me.

All of those quotes took place between pages 22 and 36 of my e-ARC. These quotes were only the beginning of my issues with this book. Someone choking is not sexy. Performing the Heimlich should NEVER be viewed as an intimate act. I have seen people choke. I have witnessed the Heimlich being performed in order to save a life. None of these instances got me all hot and bothered and it’s disgusting that this was the case for The Promise of Amazing.

The moment Wren realized Grayson was choking she immediately leapt into action. She saved him, he promptly threw up all over her shoes, and then began thinking about the “connection” they just shared. Also, his father doesn’t feel the need to take him to a hospital or have him checked out in any fashion. Nope. All good here. Instead the two take off – I honestly forget where they headed, either back home or out on the town, but it certainly wasn’t somewhere I’d want to go if I had nearly died ten minutes beforehand.

This “magnetic pull” was so strong between Wren and Grayson that they only needed to go on one date before declaring their love for one another. Prior to their date this scene was the ONLY TIME the pair had interacted.

So The Promise of Amazing wouldn’t be seen as solely romance (I’m guessing), Constantine decided to throw in an extremely weak subplot regarding a SOOPER SEKRIT PLAN. Unfortunately, like the rest of the book, there just wasn’t anything there of substance and a plot that had the potential to be interesting took a heavy hit in favor of the lackluster romance. Using the name Mike …something (I already forgot his assumed alias), Grayson ~wooed the laydays~ and when a girl brought him back to her house he immediately set to work planning his method of attack. How would the guys be able to get in – were the parents going on a trip? would the house be empty at some point? was there a keycode he could memorize? He also began snooping about, looking for things worth taking.

The previous summer Grayson had slept with a girl named Allegra and, in the process, stole a large flat-screen television. Instead of calling the police/doing ANYTHING about it, Allegra’s parents simply shrugged it off and bought a new one. Grayson and his friends would party in their pool house whenever the family wasn’t there and thought nothing of it. Shortly after Wren and Grayson begin dating (maybe three interactions at this point) Wren walks in on Grayson/Mike putting the moves on Allegra at the mall. Instead of breaking up with him or, you know, being angry or upset, Wren makes out with him in a dressing room. A+ move there, book!

There are even MORE subplots, one involving Grayson’s friend kissing Wren, and when the climax happens, the boys (minus the one toting some pot) get off scot-free. These boys face NO punishment or consequences for their actions. In the end everything is a-okay.

“What he did was awful, but he sort of got karmic payback getting kicked out of school. Don’t you think? And, well, he hasn’t done any of this in a while, right? Like months. A guy with a past is hot.”

Just remember girls, catching your boyfriend cheating and stealing only makes him even more swoon-worthy!!

The Promise of Amazing was a book I was looking forward to, but turned out to be such a disappointment. Steer clear of this one.

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11 thoughts on “The Promise of Amazing by Robin Constantine

  1. I keep hearing about how awful this book was and I’m so thankful I didn’t get this from EW. Okaaayyy, I guess when you’re trying to save someone from choking you have other things to think about apart from saving that person’s life like that ~connection~ you have. Like whaaaatt.

    Oh instalove, just declaring their love after one date, you just know that is going to last! So many things wrong with this book *shakes head* ugh. Great review!

  2. I can’t even with this book, Leah. What a disaster! How could the Heimlich be intimate of ALL the things and how can someone be attracted to someone who just puked on you? It’s officially the worst YA contemporary I’ve ever read and I’ve read a lot so that’s saying something.

    Why does the book makes stealing and cheating sound like things to do when you’re bored? Matthew Pearl Effect sounds about right. I so wish I hadn’t requested it in the first place but then this had to happen after a slew of awesome books I’ve been reading. Right? Right.

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