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Attachments by Rainbow Rowell

Title: Attachments
Author: Rainbow Rowell (website | twitter)
Pub. Date: April 14, 2011
Source: Library
Summary: “Hi, I’m the guy who reads your e-mail, and also, I love you . . . “

Beth Fremont and Jennifer Scribner-Snyder know that somebody is monitoring their work e-mail. (Everybody in the newsroom knows. It’s company policy.) But they can’t quite bring themselves to take it seriously. They go on sending each other endless and endlessly hilarious e-mails, discussing every aspect of their personal lives.

Meanwhile, Lincoln O’Neill can’t believe this is his job now- reading other people’s e-mail. When he applied to be “internet security officer,” he pictured himself building firewalls and crushing hackers- not writing up a report every time a sports reporter forwards a dirty joke.

When Lincoln comes across Beth’s and Jennifer’s messages, he knows he should turn them in. But he can’t help being entertained-and captivated-by their stories.

By the time Lincoln realizes he’s falling for Beth, it’s way too late to introduce himself.

What would he say . . . ?
Genre: Fiction, Contemporary

To say Rainbow Rowell is something of a rock star in the literary world would be putting it lightly. Her work has exploded and I can’t recall any new releases in the past few years that have received as much excitement as Rainbow’s. Just watching all the buzz is intense and being a part of it is nothing short of magical.

It’s a little embarrassing it’s taken me two years to (finally!) read her debut, Attachments. I remember when it came out and I waited and waited for it to come in to my bookstore. Sadly it only came in once (ONCE, PEOPLE!) and was immediately snatched by someone who wasn’t me. A few weeks ago I decided enough was enough and tracked down a copy at my library.

Attachments takes place in 1999, that frantic year of the Y2K scare when everyone was terrified that computers would have a huge meltdown come 2000 (sidenote: a classmate of mine + his friend cut off power at his house just as the ball was dropping and completely freaked out his parents and family. To this day I still giggle like crazy and wish I had thought of that). Beth and Jennifer work for the local newspaper and are close friends. Lincoln is still living at home with his mother – much to the dismay of his older sister – and works a nightshift doing e-mail security. Office e-mail had only recently been implemented and the word filter isn’t foolproof; it’s Lincoln’s job to double-check any flagged e-mails.

With Beth and Jennifer’s e-mails chock full of filter word goodness, Lincoln has a lot of reading material. Initially it was all business, but overtime he develops a fondness for the pair and feels a close connection to them despite never actually having seen either woman. The more he reads the more he realizes he’s in love with Beth Fremont. The only problem? He has no idea how to tell her in a way that doesn’t make him sound like a massive creep.

A little-known fact about me: I love office settings. LOVE them. If a book takes place in an office there’s a good chance I either have already read it or have my eye on it. Douglas Coupland’s JPod was my introduction to this awesome niche and I keep returning to this genre anytime I need a feel-good read. I knew from the start I’d be all over Attachments and it didn’t let me down!

Told mostly through e-mails, Attachments lays claim to being the only epistolary novel I’ve read that I’ve enjoyed. There’s simply something about the format that doesn’t work for me, though I love it in theory. Here, however, it was fun and engaging. Rainbow’s talent shines in her characterization. Even though I only came to know Beth and Jennifer through their e-mails, I felt as though I really knew them. There was never a moment where I felt a disconnect or that they were nothing more than stock personalities. Even the minor characters were all beautifully unique. Rainbow knows what she’s doing and she does it well.

The only time my enjoyment faltered was a brief scene where Lincoln’s ex-girlfriend came back to town. The two began dating in high school and went to college together. Unfortunately, while there, Lincoln caught her with another man and has been haunted by that moment ever since. Her sudden arrival struck me as unnecessary and confusing, though it was quickly over and done with by the next chapter.

Attachments is the kind of novel I could gush over for hours. Apart from being an epistolary novel I liked, it was also one of the only books to actually keep me awake. It’s been far too long since I’ve ignored sleep for a novel, but I can proudly say Attachments was worth it. It made me heart swell, it made my heart break, and it made me think back – fondly! – on the end of the 90s. Do yourself a favor and read this one.

mini-review: The Man Who Was Poe by Avi

Title: The Man Who Was Poe
Author: Avi (website)
Pub. Date: June 25, 2013 (orig. 1989)
Source: e-ARC via netgalley (Thank you, SCHOLASTIC!!)
Summary: The night Edmund’s twin sister, Sis, goes missing, the streets of nineteenth-century Providence, Rhode Island, are filled with menacing shadows. As Edmund frantically searches the city, he tries to make sense of what happened: He only left Sis alone long enough to buy bread. How did she vanish in the mere minutes he was gone?

Just as Edmund is about to lose hope of finding her, a stranger appears out of the mist and offers to help. But the man is gloomy and full of secrets. He seems to need Edmund to carry out plans of his own. Can Edmund trust him? And if he doesn’t take the chance, how will he ever find his sister?
Genre: YA, Fiction

After being left alone for three days, twins Edmund and Sis have run out of what little food they have. Although they were under strict orders from their aunt to stay indoors, Edmund makes the decision to head out in search of food. Unfortunately, when he returns, he discovers his sister is nowhere to be found. With his mother, aunt, and sister missing, Edmund is on his own with only a strange man to help him. Who is this man, where are his family members, and just what is the man writing?

I went into this thinking I’d have a great time. I know Avi is beloved by school kids the world over, but I honestly can’t recall ever reading any of his works. With the reissue of The Man Who Was Poe, plus the fact that, hello, it’s POE, I figured this would be the perfect place to start.

Boy was I wrong.

I’m all for artistic license and taking liberties when it comes to historical figures, but come on. Avi made Poe seem like a complete lunatic. He was borderline at best, jumping from mood to mood – and even identity! He insisted Edmund address him as Auguste Dupin, one of Poe’s characters. He completely lost it whenever Edmund slipped and called him Poe. He also came across as, well, kind of an ass. One of my most treasured books I own is The Poe Log (a bit hard to find these days & the ones available are a tad bit pricey, sadly). It’s a painstakingly detailed account of every single day of Poe’s life and then some. Letters, articles, conversations are all compiled into one volume and it’s a wealth of information for any fan of Poe’s. On occasion I’ll flip through it (& it was my best resource for some term papers in college!) and any account I’ve read from Poe’s friends and family make mentioned of how soft-spoken and polite he was. He definitely had a drinking problem, but the novel turned him into a Jekyll/Hyde character anytime alcohol was involved.

Initially Poe – or Dupin – is willing to help Edmund find his sister, but the Crazy Train pulled up. I still don’t know what happened with this one. PoeDupin is writing a story about Edmund’s life and insists it can only end in death, so he decides the sister is dead and gives up his search. Naturally Edmund is distraught and bewildered and I was confused right along with him. Throw in some maybe-maybe-not ghosts, a surprise!stepfather, and a couple of bad guys for good measure and you’ll get The Man Who Was Poe.

Although this was such a short book it was NOT the fun, quick read I was hoping for. Perhaps I would have enjoyed it more when I was 8, but to read it as an adult made my head hurt and brought for the rage. The pace was so quick I was overwhelmed and found myself struggling to keep up at times. After a very graphic chapter early on in the book (Edmund has to identify a body found in the river), The Man Who Was Poe shifted gears and was a complete disappointment. I really wanted to enjoy this one.

I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest opinion.

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The Boy on the Porch by Sharon Creech

Title: The Boy on the Porch
Author: Sharon Creech (website)
Pub. Date: September 3, 2013
Source: e-ARC via edelweiss
Summary: One day a young couple wakes to find a boy asleep on their porch. Unable to speak, the boy cannot explain his history. What kind of person would leave their child with strangers? All they know is that they have been chosen to care for this boy. And as their connection to him grows, they embrace his exuberant spirit and talents. The three of them blossom into an unlikely family, and John and Marta and the boy begin to see the world in brand-new ways.
Genre: Middle Grade, Fiction

Sharon Creech was a staple of my grade school years, beginning with the Book Fair where I randomly came across a copy of Walk Two Moons. Since that day I have read and reread that book numerous times and it remains one of my absolute favorites. Earlier in the year I heard that Ms. Creech was releasing a new book and I knew I needed to read it.

The Boy on the Porch is an extremely slim story about a young couple, John and Marta, and the little boy they find. A note is attached to him saying John and Marta should look after him for a while and that the parents will return. The couple, bewildered and unsure, bring the child inside and allow him to nap and eat. As the days go by, turning into weeks, John and Marta begin to wonder if the parents will ever come back – and secretly hope they won’t. Over time they come to deeply care for the boy, Jacob, and can’t imagine not having him in their life.

Slowly they decide Jacob needs other human interaction. The animals on their farm are his constant companions, and Marta feels Jacob would benefit from more. He doesn’t speak – he communicates by tapping – and through sheer patience and observation, John and Marta come to understand what each tap signifies. As he’s introduced to people in town, including other children, John and Marta realize what a beautiful, brilliant boy Jacob truly is and each car coming up their driveway send shivers down their spines.

Just as this newly-formed family feels comfortable, however, Jacob’s father arrives and that day impacts John and Marta in ways they can’t imagine.

The Boy on the Porch was an extremely quick read – helped along by some chapters that were just a few paragraphs in length. Initially I wasn’t sure how I felt about the book. The reader has something of an outside view to the story; there are no descriptors, and the setting itself is very vague. A young couple in a rural town discover a boy on their porch. As I got to the end, I realized that’s really all I needed to know.

Creech knows how to pack a punch. I wasn’t expecting to have such an intense and emotional reaction to the ending. It was beautiful and quiet and the perfect close. The Boy on the Porch feels to me like a Middle Grade book written specifically for adults. That’s not to say children wouldn’t enjoy it, but I know my 10-year-old self would have gotten something far different out of this story than the adult Leah.

The Boy on the Porch is truly a beautiful story that quietly moves along. If you’re looking for action, this is not the book for you. However, if you’re looking for an emotional hard-hitter than can be read in less than an hour, look no further.

The Girl You Left Behind by Jojo Moyes + GIVEAWAY!

Title: The Girl You Left Behind
Author: Jojo Moyes (website | twitter)
Pub. Date: August 20, 2013
Source: Pitched by the publicist; Hardcover
Summary: In 1916 French artist Edouard Lefevre leaves his wife Sophie to fight at the Front. When her town falls into German hands, his portrait of Sophie stirs the heart of the local Kommandant and causes her to risk everything – her family, reputation and life – in the hope of seeing her true love one last time.

Nearly a century later and Sophie’s portrait is given to Liv by her young husband shortly before his sudden death. Its beauty speaks of their short life together, but when the painting’s dark and passion-torn history is revealed, Liv discovers that the first spark of love she has felt since she lost him is threatened…
Genre: Adult, Fiction

I keep reading your looping, cursive script, until the words are indelible inside me: “I never knew real happiness until you.”

In 370 pages Jojo Moyes managed to elicit every possible emotion from me: I laughed and smiled at the character’s moments of happiness, I wept right along with them, I raged at the brutality of others, and lost all hope during certain scenes. The Girl You Left Behind consumed me and brought these characters to life. While the characters are fiction, the events were all too real and the trial was something I could easily picture hearing about in the news today.

Split between war-torn France during World War I and modern-day London, The Girl You Left Behind tells the tale of a painting and the lives of the people inadvertently connected to it and, ultimately, to each other. Sophie Lefevre and her sister operate a hotel/restaurant/bar in their town, though supplies – and money – are dwindling. Through the bleakness Sophie tries to remain positive: rather than counting the days since she last saw her husband, she thinks of each passing day as bringing her one day closer to their reunion. One day the war will be over and her beloved Edouard will return to her. Until that wonderful day, she’ll continue carrying on and taking care of business.

The day the Germans occupied the town changed Sophie’s life forever. Everyone had something taken from them – blankets, dishes, food – and Sophie’s family was no exception. In their case, the soldiers and the Kommandant, set up house in the hotel and give Sophie orders to cook for them. Food will be provided and each night Sophie and her sister will prepare a delicious feast. As though the looks from the townsfolk weren’t horrible enough, the Kommandant‘s deepening interest in Sophie (and the portrait of her Edouard painted) tests her strengths and shows how far she’s willing to go to see her husband again.

Nearly a century later, Liv is living in London and trying to get past the sudden death of her husband. The house he built now feels far too big and rather than bring her comfort, it does nothing more than remind Liv that David is no longer with her. The only peace she feels comes from the painting he bought her on their Honeymoon. Since David’s death, the painting has been Liv’s constant companion, but now a lawfirm aimed at returning stolen objects in war to their rightful owners/family sets its sights on Liv’s painting and she won’t give it up without a fight.

Nobody fights you like your own sister; nobody else knows the most vulnerable parts of you and will aim for them without mercy.

The Girl You Left Behind was my first Moyes novel and…wow. Just WOW. Going into it I expected a light-hearted chick-lit read and was immediately floored by the weight of the story. The despair and pain of this small French village comes through crystal clear and their few joyful moments (such as the night they got to eat meat for the first time in months) was both beautiful and heartbreaking. I knew their joy wouldn’t last. Sure enough, the Kommandant came to town and things went from bad to worse.

Having finished the book, I’m hesitant to pass judgment on the Kommandant. There’s no denying he was a terrible, horrible man who did absolutely wretched things. But by the end I saw him in a new light. Perhaps he wasn’t the soulless man I first thought he was. Things were awful for Sophie and she is a far stronger woman than I could ever hope to be. She was judged for things she had no control over and ultimately sent to a camp. All the while she still remained true to herself and firmly believed in the good of mankind.

While I preferred Sophie’s story, Liv’s story was equally compelling. She was widowed at 32 and creditors are all but breaking down the door. She’s struggling to make ends meet and one day she’s told she has to give her painting to some family in France who claims it was stolen 100 years earlier. It’s hard not to feel for her, especially after she finds out that the one man she allowed herself to get close to is the opposing side’s lawyer.

And you know what? I secretly like the idea that you could have a painting so powerful it could shake up a whole marriage.

As the story progresses, Liv begins to research the painting and piece together details of Sophie’s life. She finds herself caring deeply for this woman, not just as a painting, but as a person. A real person. Both the painting and Sophie remain Liv’s rock as the trial goes to court and winds up gaining national – and international – attention. Suddenly reporters are calling at all hours and she can’t walk down the street without being called names – or worse.

I don’t feel it’s spoiling anything by saying there’s a happy ending and I knew it was coming. That said, my expectations were surpassed. The way Moyes handled the ending surprised me – in a good way! The novel’s only issue (and it’s seriously minor) was that initially the dual narrative was a little confusing. At first there are dates/locations provided, but after those first few chapters it simply switches back and forth occasionally and that quick change was jarring. However, I quickly made sense of things and lost myself in the story once more.

As I said in the beginning, The Girl You Left Behind was my first Moyes novel. I’m weeping that I hadn’t picked up one of her books before now and many, many hugs for the publicist to introduce me to this wonderful book. This is one I’ll be recommending to everyone I know and I urge all of you to buy it!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! One lucky winner will receive their very own copy! This will be a giveaway blitz in that it’ll end tomorrow morning. I’ll announce the winner at 9:00 AM (EST)!

To enter, simply fill out this form!


I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest opinion.

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The Boy on the Bridge by Natalie Standiford

Title: The Boy on the Bridge
Author: Natalie Standiford (website@natstandiford)
Pub. Date: July 30, 2013
Source: e-ARC via netgalley
Summary: Laura Reid goes to Leningrad for a semester abroad as Cold War paranoia is peaking in 1982. She meets a young Russian artist named Alexei and soon, with Alexei as her guide, Laura immerses herself in the real Russia–a crazy world of wild parties, black-market books and music, and smuggled letters to dissidents. She must keep the relationship secret; associating with Americans is dangerous for Alexei, and if caught, Laura could be sent home and Alexei put under surveillance or worse. At the same time, she’s been warned that Soviets often latch onto Americans in hopes of marrying them and thus escaping to the United States. But she knows Alexei loves her. Right?

As June approaches–when Laura must return to the United States–Alexei asks Laura to marry him. She’s only nineteen and doesn’t think she’s ready to settle down. But what if Alexei is the love of her life? How can she leave him behind? If she has a chance to change his life, to rescue him from misery, shouldn’t she take it?
Genre: Fiction, YA/NA

As part of her Russian Studies major at Brown University, Laura Reid enters a study abroad program where she’ll attend a university in Leningrad for six months, completely immersing herself in all Russia has to offer. Initially she dutifully attends every class and only hangs out with her roommates and the other American students. Everything changes the day Laura has a run-in with some gypsies on a bridge. The women nearly force her to give them whatever money she has with her until a boy comes to her aid.

Alexei – Alyosha, to his friends – is an artist and paints movie posters. His love of Western literature, particularly poetry, draws Laura in and soon she’s spending every minute of her free time (and not-so-free time) with him. At first these meet-ups are only to work on her Russian – real Russian, not the formal, stiff language taught in her classes. With each meeting, however, Laura finds herself becoming more and more attached to Alyosha. Each skipping class or missed curfew brings to mind the university’s warnings: don’t fall in love. The Russians are so eager to leave the country they’ll convince an unsuspecting student to marry them in order to gain entry to America. But Alyosha isn’t like that, right?

The Boy on the Bridge started out beautifully. Standiford did a really great job of depicting the bleak and dreary life of everyday Russian citizens. The stark contrast of how the Americans were treated was incredibly eye-opening – in order to gain access to special stores (and buy luxury items like bread, cookies, and coffee), a passport is required. Russians are forbidden to enter hotels and businesses, those are strictly for the foreigners. That said, this book takes place in the early 80s. Apart from some references to cassette tapes and one off-hand remark about Nixon, The Boy on the Bridge could have taken place today. Nothing really screamed ‘Cold War-era Russia.’

Once Laura and Alyosha meet, however, the novel quickly goes downhill – especially toward to end. This is a hard case of instalove, guys. Within a few meetings, they’re in love. Because the students aren’t allowed to be mingling with Russians, Laura has to sneak out to payphones 5+ blocks away to call Alyosha. Soon she doesn’t think twice about skipping her classes and breaking curfew to spend the night at his apartment. He gives her a set of keys and she begins to head over there whenever she feels like it, whether or not he’s home.

At one point in the novel the students are spending the weekend in Moscow. She’s heartbroken at the thought of being away from Alyosha for a few days, but goes anyway. Much to her surprise – and delight – he’s there. It was at this point I went into bitch mode and nearly walked away. When he showed up, she hadn’t even been gone A DAY. He was so upset he took a 500 mile trip to be with her.


Things go from bad to worse and I could have kissed Laura’s roommate during a conversation where she becomes the voice of reason:

“Laura, this isn’t love. Love lets you go on a trip without following you. Love can live without you for a week, knowing you’ll come back.”
“No, it can’t.” The afternoon shadows grew long and cold. In spite of the chill, a heat rose up inside her and flooded her face. “That’s how you know it’s true love. When he can’t live without you.”
Karen shook her head. “That’s how you know it’s obsession. Or something else.”

“What’s wrong with you lately?” Karen asked. “You’ve been so…reckless. You’ll drop anything to see Alyosha. Like you don’t care about anything else.”

While in Moscow Laura sneaks away for the weekend and she travels with Alyosha to his friends’ camp. When she returns she suffers no consequences nor does she care that her grades are seriously slipping – she’s even failing a class. All that matters is a boy. Eventually Laura’s fears turn into reality when Alyosha proposes. He paints a beautiful picture – both figuratively and literally – of them living in a cozy apartment in San Francisco. He’ll be a famous painter and she won’t have to work. They’ll live the American Dream and will always have each other.

Naturally Laura is a little shocked at first. She’s only nineteen and still in school, after all. Alyosha convinces her this marriage is a good thing and his friend married when she was eighteen, so it’s perfectly acceptable! I was so dismayed at the course the book was taking at this point. The beginning was fantastic and I loved every moment. By the halfway mark, however, it was rapidly falling apart and Alyosha’s ‘love’ set off multiple alarms.

The ending wasn’t much of an ending, it simply…stopped. It felt like it was a scene break or the end of a chapter. Despite my feelings toward the second half of the book, I wanted answers and closure and never got that. I don’t see The Boy on the Bridge becoming a series, but I wouldn’t mind a short story about what happened afterwards. Even an epilogue would have sufficed!

While the romance had me doing some major eye-rolling, The Boy on the Bridge had an extremely intriguing setting that I’d like to see more of in YA. I’m still not quite sure if this would be considered New Adult – they’re college age and there are sex scenes, but it’s of the ‘fade to black’ variety. I’m disappointed with the way the story ended, but The Boy on the Bridge was an entertaining and very quick read that I’m sure many readers will enjoy.

I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest opinion.

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Note to Self by Aline Simone

notetoself Title: Note to Self
Author: Alina Simone (website)
Pub. Date: June 4, 2013
Source: e-ARC via netgalley (Thank you, Faber & Faber!!)
Summary: Anna Krestler is adrift. The Internet has draped itself, kudzu-like, over her brain, which makes it even more difficult to confront the question of what to do when she is dismissed from her job as a cubicle serf at a midtown law firm. Despite the exhortations of Leslie, her friend and volunteer life coach, Anna seeks refuge in the back alleys of Craigslist, where she connects with Taj, an adherent of a nebulous movement known as Nowism that occupies the most self-absorbed fringes of the art world.

Art, Anna decides, is what will provide the meaningful life she’s been searching for and knows she deserves. She joins Taj’s “crew” and is drawn into his grand experimental film project. But making art is hard and microwaving pouch foods is easy. Soon enough Anna finds herself distracted by myriad other quests: remembering to ask Leslie “How are you?,” reducing her intake of caloric drinks, and parrying her mother’s insistence that she attend hairdressing school.

But when Anna’s twenty-seven-year-old roommate—a terminal intern named Brie—announces her pregnancy, it forces Anna to confront reality, setting off a chain of events that lead to a horrifying climax of betrayal.
Genre: Fiction, Contemporary
Rating: star-half-64

The undiscussed surgeries lay like a weapon on the table before them. Her mother knew, despite the jabs about Anna’s weight and the pointed comments about her unemployment, that as someone who wandered the plasticized wilderness somewhere between Joan Rivers and Michael Jackson, she should only go so far.

37-year-old Anna has just found herself out of a job. With a (much younger) roommate in a perpetual state of unpaid internship, Anna’s world revolves around refreshing Gawker and Huffington Post and waiting for e-mails that never arrive. While the rest of her friends are happily settled down with a child or two, Anna gives in to Internet rumors and the latest fads.

After discovering a super underground director and his films, Anna decides being a filmmaker is her calling and promptly throws away $3500 on a video camera. Weeks later, the box still remains unopened and Anna’s funds are rapidly shrinking. She takes to Craigslist and responds to a post. Shortly after she meets up with Taj, a filmmaker in his own right and becomes a member of his crew.

Between ignoring her mother and her friends-turned-life-coach, living with a newly-pregnant roommate, and bills that won’t go away, Anna finds herself thrown into the chaotic world of film festivals.

“Know what people really find comforting?” Taj continued, “Failure. Humiliation. Defeat. That’s what makes people feel better.”
“You think so?” she said.
“Think about it. Nothing brings people together like a good scandal. Nothing makes them happier than to see something fall from a great height.”

I had such high hopes for Note to Self, guys! It sounded like a really fun, quick novel. Unfortunately, I didn’t enjoy it half as much as I had hoped and a good deal lies with the way the blurb set it up.

Hailed as “A witty, keenly observant look at our Internet-obsessed culture”, I was totally on board. Much to my dismay, however, Note to Self was neither witty, nor Internet-related. At all. Oh, sure, Anna talks about refreshing tabs and always checking her e-mail, but I was expecting, you know, a story. Instead, Anna – at times I COMPLETELY forgot Anna was pushing 40, she acted twenty years younger – was completely irresponsible with her extremely limited funds, bought an outrageously expensive camera, and pretended she knew about art.

The entire time I was reading I kept waiting for something to happen, that pivotal moment when the ball got rolling. I was shocked when I realized I was halfway into the book and Anna was still puttering around her apartment! Eventually Anna meets Taj through a Craigslist ad and goes to ‘work’ for him – basically doing menial tasks for his assistant for little or no pay. …and that’s it.

Look. I’m all for character-driven stories with super slow plots or no action. But unlike Note to Self, those stories actually feature interesting – for good or bad reasons – characters. There wasn’t a single character in Note to Self I liked. Anna was more a teenager than a nearly-40-year old woman. Taj was simply a jerk. His film buddies were so interchangeable they melded together to form one entity in my mind.

At the very end of the book, Anna announces she has an Internet addiction and Taj flies her out to a city in order to ‘cure’ her. By this point I had lost all interest whatsoever and Taj’s eventual betrayal did little to shock or surprise me.

It was with a very hearty FINALLY! that I finished this book. Perhaps I just didn’t get it, but Note to Self was a disappointment and let me wanting so much more.

I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest opinion.

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Hop-Frog by Edgar Allan Poe

illustration by Arthur Rackham

illustration by Arthur Rackham

If you missed it, yesterday I flailed over the reopening of the Poe House!!

Last year for his birthday I reviewed Poe’s Some Words with a Mummy, a relatively unknown and very silly short story. Believe it or not, Poe was a funny guy!

This time time around I wanted to review Hop Frog – a movie adaptation is in the works with PETER DINKLAGE in the starring role!!

Hop-Frog; Or, the Eight Chained Ourangoutangs was one of Edgar Allan Poe’s last stories. Published in March 1949 – just seven months before his death – Hop-Frog tells the tale of a court jester seeking revenge. Given the moniker by the king’s council who were amused by the crippled dwarf, Hop-Frog finally saw his chance at freedom when the king announced there would be a masquerade ball.

‘I now see distinctly,’ he said, ‘what manner of people these maskers are. They are a great king and his seven privy-councillors, – a king who does not scruple to strike a defenceless girl, and his seven councillors who abet him in the outrage. As for myself, I am simply Hop-Frog, the jester – and this is my last jest.’

In just six pages, Hop-Frog serves up a gruesome act of revenge. The king and his court all love a good prank and Hop-Frog uses this knowledge to talk them into the trap he had set. First covering the eight men in tar, then coating them in flax, Hop-Frog declares them orangutans. He then chains them together and waits until the ball is well underway before parading them into the room.

Naturally the guests are shocked – some of the ladies fainted! – and attempt to flee. Unfortunately, the king had requested all the doors locked beforehand and only Hop-Frog has the key. As the men make their way into the center of the room, Hop-Frog hooks their chain onto the chandelier’s chain and proceeds to hoist them off the ground. Throughout this ordeal, the king and council still believe it’s all a prank. It’s not until the very last moment do they realize it’s no longer just a harmless joke.

Poe does revenge stories really well. He can also be EXTREMELY graphic and gruesome and the descriptions in Hop-Frog are not for the faint of heart. The story moves a bit too fast for my liking, but with only six pages, I suppose I couldn’t have expected lots of backstory and characterization.

I took the story at face-value, but there are some people who feel Hop-Frog is autobiographical. Hop-Frog was taken from his home and given a new name. Poe was adopted when he was a toddler and given the name Allan. References to alcohol and personal vendettas also seem to be taken from Poe’s life. Whether he intended for the story to hint at his own life or not, I think it’s still pretty interesting.

Hop-Frog is one of Poe’s more well-known stories and at just six pages, there’s no reason not to read it. Especially with the upcoming movie!

Golden Boy by Abigail Tarttelin

goldenboy Title: Golden Boy
Author: Abigail Tarttelin (websitetwitter)
Pub. Date: May 21, 2013
Source: e-ARC via netgalley (Thank you, Atria!!)
Summary: Max Walker is a golden boy. Attractive, intelligent, and athletic, he’s the perfect son, the perfect friend, and a perfect crush for the girls in his school. He’s even really nice to his little brother, Daniel, a decidedly imperfect ten-year-old. Karen Walker is a beautiful, highly successful criminal lawyer, who works hard to maintain the facade of effortless excellence she has constructed over the years. Now that the boys are getting older, now that she won’t have as much control, she worries that the facade might soon begin to crumble. Steve Walker is also a successful prosecutor, so much so that he is running for election to Parliament. The spotlight of the media is about to encircle their lives.

But the Walkers have a secret. Max was born with forty-six XX chromosomes and forty-six XY chromosomes, which makes him intersex. He identifies as a boy and so has been raised lovingly that way. When an enigmatic childhood friend named Hunter steps out of Max’s past and abuses his trust in the worst possible way, Max is forced to consider the nature of his well-kept secret. Why won’t his parents talk about it? Will his friends accept him if he is no longer the Golden Boy? Who is Max and who will he be in the years ahead?
Genre: Contemporary, Adult

When I was little the doctors called me a hermaphrodite. It’s got a lot of stigma, but as a word on its own I like it better. It’s a thing. It’s not between things. It’s an ancient Greek word. It makes me sound old, like we were always around. I like that.

The Walkers are a perfect family. Steve and Karen are both highly successful in their fields, 15-year old Max is a straight-A student who would never dream of talking back to his parents or getting into fights, and 10-year old Daniel is perfect in that he isn’t perfect. On the outside, the Walkers have it all; they’re media darlings and everyone in town knows their names. Behind closed doors, however, the Walkers are hiding a secret.

Max Walker is the star of the football team. All the girls flock to him and he’s just a few tests away from the top schools. No one would assume Max is anything other than a normal teenage boy. Sure he’s a bit smaller than the other boys in his class, but his two best friends only just recently started shaving, and football has done wonders for Max’s muscles. He goes on dates with girls and leads a normal life.

Max’s secret never bothered him; it was who he was. After one of his closest friends does the unthinkable, however, Max suddenly becomes well aware of just how different he is. Max isn’t like the other boys – Max is intersex. He has both male and female organs. Until now, he’s managed to keep it hidden from the world; his dates with girls never went farther than kissing and while it’s not what Max wants, it’s worked so far. He’s earned a reputation at school as being a Love-Them-And-Leave-Them type and he does nothing to refute the claims.

With Hunter’s betrayal, Max is left in a whirlwind of questions, confusion, and anger. His father’s recent campaign announcement only adds to his distress. The Walkers are supposed to be the perfect family; how could they possibly explain their son’s pregnancy?

You hear about things going wrong during a birth, but when you’re pregnant and in labor, you never think it will happen to you. No one thinks theirs will be the baby with the problem. And then it was my baby, and it made me worry all the more acutely for the rest of his life, because I had been right to worry at the birth, because when it had been time to give birth, to do the most important thing I could do for Max, something had gone wrong.

Oh, wow. WOW. Guys, I was so not prepared for Golden Boy. I’m always up for a good – and tough! – read, but I wasn’t expecting this. That’s definitely not a bad thing though; the author tackled an extremely sensitive subject and I thought she did a fantastic job. Also: SHE’S ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME WHAT.

I don’t get squeamish while reading and I rarely cringe at descriptions, so be warned: within the first few pages there is a VERY graphic rape scene. That alone could be enough to turn away many readers. Other triggers of note: attempted suicide, drug abuse, and abortions. So, yes, decidedly not a sunny day, sitting-on-the-porch kind of read. Despite this, however, I found myself absolutely captivated.

Hunter’s betrayal was one I had not seen coming. I took the summary to mean he leaked information to the media, not that he would rape Max and get him pregnant! Max and Hunter grew up together, their parents were best friends. The boys considered themselves cousins in a way. For Hunter to do such a horrible thing to Max was appalling. He took advantage of Max and his trust and left Max a shell of a boy. This happens very early on in Golden Boy and the novel is spent with Max – and his family – dealing with the repercussions.

Golden Boy alternates between a number of perspectives. We see the events through the eyes of Max, his parents, his brother, his doctor, and his girlfriend. Each one had a distinct voice and felt authentic. Max is understandably terrified and ashamed, his brother is worried and angry. Sylvie doesn’t know why Max’s moods have changed so abruptly or why he’s avoiding her. Karen blames herself for her son’s ‘illness’ and tries to make it go away. Every character felt raw and open and real.

Golden Boy is definitely not a book for everyone, but I greatly enjoyed it. It was tough and thought-provoking and powerful. I have a feeling both the characters and issues the story raised will stick with me for months to come. If you’re looking to step outside your comfort zone, Golden Boy is worth a read.

I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest opinion.

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Seduction by M.J. Rose

Title: Seduction (The Reincarnationist #5)
Author: M.J. Rose
Pub. Date: May 7, 2013
Source: Publisher
Summary: In 1843, novelist Victor Hugo’s beloved nineteen-year-old daughter drowned. Ten years later, Hugo began participating in hundreds of séances to reestablish contact with her. In the process, he claimed to have communed with the likes of Plato, Galileo, Shakespeare, Dante, Jesus—and even the Devil himself. Hugo’s transcriptions of these conversations have all been published. Or so it was believed.

Recovering from her own losses, mythologist Jac L’Etoile arrives on the Isle of Jersey—where Hugo conducted the séances—hoping to uncover a secret about the island’s Celtic roots. But the man who’s invited her there, a troubled soul named Theo Gaspard, has hopes she’ll help him discover something quite different—Hugo’s lost conversations with someone called the Shadow of the Sepulcher.
Genre: Adult, Paranormal, Historical Fiction

I who had never been haunted, who had been skeptical of visitations, suddenly accepted all possibilities. Or as a priest would say, in that moment, I allowed the devil into my life.
But the priest would be wrong. I did more than allow him in. I gave the devil a warm hearth and a hospitable place to rest for as long as he wanted one. I gave him access to my very soul.

Prior to receiving Seduction, I was unaware it was the fifth book in a series. While I was able to follow along with little difficulty, I feel I would have understood much more had I read the other books first. Also, from the summary I had expected a book along the lines of Katherine Howe’s The House of Velvet and Glass (read my 5-star review here!). THoVaG deals with seances and reconnecting with loved ones who drowned during Titanic’s sinking. It was one of my top picks of 2012 and Sedeuction sounded as though it was going to have a similar feel. Also: Victor Hugo!

Unfortunately I got another City of Dark Magic (read my 3-star review here) – strange obsession with noses and smells included!

Jac L’Etoile comes from a line of French perfumers. She also comes from a family with a firm belief in reincarnation – and that certain smells could evoke memories of past lives. After discovering her mother’s corpse when she was fourteen, Jac was sent to a very New Age-y school where she met a boy named Theo. Over time the two came to be close until the night of Jac’s accident. When she came to, she had no memories of the event and no explanation as to why Theo was sent away.

Seventeen years later she’s reunited with Theo after receiving a letter about the discovering of a possible Druid site. Again the better judgment of those around her, Jac accepts Theo’s invitation and heads for the UK where she will not only put her mythological studies to use, but finally find some answers.

150 years earlier, Victor Hugo walked along the beaches in exile. After the devastating loss of his daughter, he partakes in a seance – hoping to communicate with his daughter – and falls into obsession. He’s received messages from a number of spirits, but one night a mysterious Shadow of the Sepulcher comes through and his offer to restore Victor’s daughter is too tempting to ignore.

Seduction. Where to begin? I think this is a case of each individual part being great, but the combined whole is lackluster. The main components of this novel: reincarnation, Druids, Victor Hugo, seances, these are completely suited to my interests. This should be a good I can’t put down. Sadly, it just didn’t work for me and I struggled to finish. More than once I was tempted to set it down once and for all, but I kept going, hoping there would be that AH-HA! moment when everything would come together and suck me in.

I don’t know if it’s because I hadn’t read the previous books in the series. Perhaps if I had I would have come to better understand and care about these characters and what they’re doing. Instead I’m left with nearly 400 pages of so. much. telling. and confusing decisions. One thing the book had going for it was its dual narrative. I love me some dual narration. Late in the novel a third storyline was introduced – this one taking place millennia ago and focused on a Druid priest and his family. Interesting, yes, but it came far too late in the book to have much of an impression.

It was no surprise Jac’s hallucinations were actually past life memories, but when it was revealed they weren’t her memories, I had to roll my eyes. The novel had been steadily declining and that scene was where I had had enough. It was a struggle to continue, but continue I did and when I finally finished it was as though a weight had been lifted. The strange love-square-that-went-nowhere frustrated me as well.

In the end, Seduction didn’t turn out to be the novel I had hoped. It appears I’m in the minority though, as it’s been receiving quite a bit of praise. I had been curious about this series for a while and even had the books on my To Read list. Sadly, I’ll be removing them and won’t be reading anymore of this series.

Bugs & bugs & bugs, oh my! Infestation by Timothy J. Bradley

Title: Infestation
Author: Timothy J. Bradley (website)
Pub. Date: April 1, 2013
Source: Publisher
Summary: When Andy Greenwood is sent to the Reclamation School for Boys he expects the lousy food, mean drill sergeant instructors, and brutal bullies. What he doesn’t expect is an infestation of weirdly large and aggressive ants, or the itching welts all over the staff and students. Even odder, Andy learns that kids never leave the school when they’re supposed to. They just seem to get stuck there indefinitely.

Following a ground-splitting earthquake, however, things quickly go from bad to horrifying. The school is overrun by monstrous bugs, and Andy himself comes face to face with mutant ants the size of humans, equipped with pinchers that can cut steel. Trapped in a cinderblock institutional building in the New Mexico desert, miles from civilization, Andy must figure out a way to save himself and the surviving boys from this nightmare.
Genre: MG, Fiction

I’m a firm believer in the idea that there’s no such thing as a Girl book or a Boy book, that boys can read – and enjoy – a romance just as much as a girl can read and enjoy a sports novel. That said, I think Infestation would definitely appeal more to boys, though I enjoyed it immensely.

Andy Greenwood has been through multiple foster homes and the decision is finally made to send him to the Reclamation School for Boys – the other option is a juvenile center. He doesn’t expect an easy stay ahead of him, but his reality turns out to be far worse. After a disastrous first encounter with the headmaster, Andy begins to have his suspicions about the inner workings of the school and whether or not law enforcement is turning a blind eye to the headmaster’s rulings.

The Arizona heat, hordes of tiny ants scurrying about the building, becoming prime target of the resident bully, and bunking with a boy named Pyro are just the start of Andy’s problems. A food fight results in a stay in isolation along with a few other boys: Pyro, Reilly, Shields, Hector, & the bully himself Joey. As if that wasn’t bad enough, an earthquake shakes the foundation to its core and unleashes a terror unlike anything the boys had ever seen.

When he first arrived at the school Andy learned it was originally built as a lab of some sort. Unfortunately for the boys, the experimentation hasn’t stopped. The earthquake upended massive containers of various chemicals and those tiny little ants aren’t so tiny anymore. They suddenly find themselves the only ones left alive – along with a biologist Dr. Gerry. Somehow they’ll have to find a way to survive both the deadly heat and the rampaging bugs.

Sometimes I’m in the mood for a fun, easy read. Infestation was just the book I was looking for. To me, this was Goosebumps-lite. A group of boys battling nightmare-ish man-sized bugs? What better way to spend an afternoon!

Readers looking for parents in YA might be a bit discouraged: once the bugs start attacking, there’s only one adult left and for the majority of the novel he’s unconscious. However, I was able to look past that and enjoy the ride.

Rapid-fire pacing, non-stop action, and VERY cool charts & diagrams will ensure Infestation finds many fans. Also, the epilogue hints at a possible sequel. If so, count me in.